I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
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There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
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We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
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