Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Randomize
