And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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