BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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