you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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