That's when you crack a 10am beer
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
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He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
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i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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