Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
She even gives head with a lisp.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I'm too high and old for this...
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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