So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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