Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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