I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
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Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
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Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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