the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
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This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
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Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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