Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
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We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
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I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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