Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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