Please, let me fuck your mom
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
