So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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