Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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