i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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