I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
where are my eyebrows?
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