Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
smell my finger.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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