after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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