At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
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i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
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You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
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