He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
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When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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