She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
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I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
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MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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