Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
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Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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