sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
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just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
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I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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