I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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