She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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