She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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