she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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