What should our trivia night team be named?
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he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
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I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
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I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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