About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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