i just wanna soil my oats bro
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
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Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
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I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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