Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
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No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
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I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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