So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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