did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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