Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
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We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
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After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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