I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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