brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
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i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
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The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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