Three words: puerto rican gang bang
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
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At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
My vagina just recognized that song.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
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id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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