Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
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I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
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I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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