She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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