butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
accomplished twins. life is a go
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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