We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
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im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
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A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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