boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
