How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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