so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst