I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
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WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
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He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?