the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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