Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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