Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
one two three fourrrrnication!
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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