Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
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Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
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Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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