I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
tell me about the fingering
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