Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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