No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
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No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
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My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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