Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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