Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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