I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Randomize
