i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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