He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
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