her vagine was all disorganized.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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