"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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