I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
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Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
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It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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